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A work of postmodernist literature by acclaimed wordsmith [[Captain Obvious]]. Widely considered the most important novel of [[1993]].
==Prologue==
Once upon a time there was a [[2GET]] who lived in a castle. Pilgrims from all around [[4-ch]] journeyed to the wise 2GET's castle for fear of the [[4chan Party Van|fib]] stealing their loly, which was their [[money|cash]] [[drugs|crop]], but one day a challengere appeared!!
A bear in a [[batman|black cape]] swooped down onto the scene, The bear looked around, taking in the scene, then he spoke: "Is this [[lolicon|loli]]?"
The townspeople cringed.
From the crowd emerged a young [[troll|knight]], who bravely declared, "[[NO U]]!!"
Then [[kuma|Pedobear]] pulled out his enormous [[penis|wang]].
"Good sir, let us settle this dispute civilly. Shall we [[duel]] for the loli [[Anonymous|anon]]?"
"ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT KRILLIN?!" asked the young knight.
*sigh*
"NO!" the bear screamed, as he drew his weapon and dashed toward the young night, but suddenly the young knight came into his own and screamed with great ferocity as well as [[wii|piss]]ing in his [[pants]] and [[My name is Squeeks|shitting in his hat]] had ruined his cloths. Those stains would never come out.
Sallying forth to find a river of cleansing and do his laundry, the knight was overcome by the [[spirit of DQN]] which lead to the creation of [[titanic|a mighty boat]] which would lead everyone to [[4chan|hell]] and [[IIchan|back]] from there to the [[Oppai oppai|bosoms]] of plentiful and [[Suzumiya Haruhi|lovely young maidens]]
[[( ´ω`)]] And Grandpa appeared!
His darkened for hovered in the shadows. >His [[shadow|darkened form]] hovered in the shadows. (fixed) However, his gargantuan [[lightsaber|glowing rod]] of [[manliness]] was not the only thing he'd left at home.
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Battling against strong currents Grandpa returned home to [[Nigga stole my TV|retrieve]] what he had [[4GET|forgot]]ten only to realize that he had become Darkpa! [[（ ｀ハ´）|（｀ハ´）]]
==Chapter 1==
Meanwhile, Pedobear was back to old tricks. He had captured baby [[Princess Peach]], along with [[Nevada-tan|Nevada]], he prepared his grand [[plan]] to RETAKE THE MOTHERLAND from the evil clutches of [[China]]. To realize this plan Nevada had to go back to [[japanese schoolgirls|school]] because she forgot her [[cache]] of molotov coctails.
Opening up her best [[friend]], she found the molotovs and the [[sweat]]er she lent her last year. Suprisingly, when she put it on, she realized she was alredy [[Adult only|18]] as her [[Huge tits|breasts]] mercilessly exploded through the all-too-weak fabric, sending her [[nipples]] flying across the room. Why did her friend keep baby bottles in this sweater?
Before she had time to think she was startled by a russling [[mp3|sound]] from the shadows. It was then he appeared the Legendary Heroes by the name of [[longcat]]! With a quick twitch of his loooooooooong body but Nevada prepare to counter it with her sweater! The [[milk]] from the baby bottles showered Longcat who drank the milk, only to realize that it was soy.
He promptly began farting like a [[Elephant]] that got diarhea, but that fart is actually an embodiment of swiss [[cheese]]. Nevada had to act quickly now, she is so desperate so she used here summoning skills to call upon the mighty [[Monty Python]] bunny slipper. "Oh, it's just a [[harmless]] little [[Bunny rabbit|bunny]], isn't it?" Well, it's actually [[Takeshi Hongo]]!
Anyway... The long cat was [[pwned|defeated]]. Nevada looked at her clothes and at her hands and suddenly it dawned on her that she had to take off her clothes. After the batlle it was so [[pancakes|hot and steamy]] that the cloth stuck to her skin as she slowly forced her hips through the large hole left by her bosom, her clothes lazily peeling off one by one until a cool breeze floated by. In the door way none other than the wise 2GET, who then promptly slipped and fell with thunderous THUD! Luckily his head just barely missed hitting the open [[box-cutter|boxcutter]] in Nevada's recently discarded pile of clothing.
Pinching her nipples, Nevada used breast [[Kill it with fire|fire]] on her recently discarded pile of clothing. "I won't need those anymore!", she [[emo|cried]]. What she was forgetting, though, was that she had a job interview in twenty minutes. The job is question was [[porn]] [[star]], so she didn't need to get changed. She skipped merily to her job interview, finally free from the [[uncomfortable]] [[Bondage Fairies|bondage]] that was her clothing.
Meanwhile, Pedobear ran away with his coveted [[loli]] and gave her a big, wholesome [[hug]].
Nevada, being 18, and naked sought out others of her own kind. First she came across [[Hotaru]], who was sitting in chapel. But this Hotaru seems, different, something is not right here, Nevada, slowly approaching Hotaru, when suddenly [[Ninja]]s! Hundreds of them! died of [[heart]] [[failure]].
Hotaru with his [[( ・ω・)|stupis ass]] trench coat was waiting for the [[bus]]. The scent of dead ninja floated on the breeze. Nevada, naked, was on her way to preapre the [[Ultimate showdown|ultimate attack]] by the name of [[Wryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy|MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA ZA WARUDO WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY]], an attack that is to be performed only when fully clothed, but she didn't realize it was a requirement at the time, so she proceeded to do it, and [[100]] was obtained.
[[Mittens|Happy]], she proceeded to rub her fingers on her [[mobile phone]], because its [[text]]ure is is pleasant to the touch. She looked at the 100 and at the phone, then she thought that some other part of her would feel much better. And that is her left ear - an often overlooked erogenous zone. She quickly removed it, incase it became stuck. That would be a real problem!
ANYWAYS!! She directed her hands to the one and only [[CHOCOLATE!|chocolate]] [[Delicious Cake|cake]] in the fridge. She tried to resist its [[siren]]'s call but chocholate cake was her favroite. As the first [[spoon]] of it met her tongue, she became at the same time [[asexual]], yet intensely [[gay|feminine]]. So she was unaware of the danger lurking nearby in the form of abstinance. So she said "why does [[Microsoft reeducation camps|outlook]] open to mail someone called '[[sage]]' everytime i click on a [[kotepho|name]]"
then suddenly [[Kami|a voice]] from [[heaven]]s tells "How should i know!!!", Nevada hearing that voice suddenly came, because that voice was [[erotic]]. She then realized that the person speaking was no other than [[moot]] disguised as [[Santa Claus]] but with a [[Sombrero|Mexican hat]], and a large bag full of [[donations]] and he had not so innocent feelings about naked Nevada. So he flew to [[Mexico]] in a [[balloon]].
Unfortunately, Nevada got her foot caught in the rope and the altitude of the balloon was too high when moot finally [[Y hello thar|noticed]] she was trapped in the rope. So moot dropped her into what seemed to be a large cavern of loli, only to see she fit right in. There, Nevada met [[W.T. Snacks]] and that was not a good thing. Because [[!WAHa.06x36]] was also there, [[fap]]ping. and no one should ever have to se that.
!WAHa.06x36 looked at Nevada with a [[gentle]] look as she found herself soaked with [[macintosh|apple]] cider from Snack's [[Big Gulp]] Mug. Nevada used this to her advantage as she knew from watching [[MacGyver]] that using cider, dirt, a wet piece of cloth and bear [[fur]] could create a [[Computar|micro]] [[nuclear bomb]] to blow up the [[lock]] on the closed door. being naked in front of others was new her and she was undrstandably nervous. Just as she was wiring the detonator Still, she managed to squeeze her right eye until she saw the truth. And that was that >>137 has no understanding of English grammar.
The [[Terrorism|bomb]] prematurely [[explode]]d, summoning
But Nevada also saw that there were 2 different [[rules|ways]] of reading >>136 However, she didn't care. "Hmm, only 180 seconds of power remaining," thought our dear Nevada-tan. "That's 20 seconds each. Plenty of time," and she grinned and pulled out her favorite box-cutter.
She then ran away, and [[shit fucking blows up|shit fucking blew up]]. She found herself in the middle of Mexico. The first thing she had to do was to find some 300 spf [[protection]] against the sun. She's all [[white]] and [[naked]] you know. The second thing, however, was to escape from that group of sweating [[fat guys]] running after her. Again she decided to use "The grande scoll of secret [[animu]] techniques" But she hesitated because it may be a [[trap]].
But on the other hand, the [[scroll]] seemed very [[VIP quality]], so he deicided that It was the best course of action. Listed on Section 327 was The technique [[Narutard|Kage Bunshin No Jutsu]]. Recognising the potential of this he [[Transformers|changed]] his gender back to [[boob|she]]. She then attemted to perform that technique, but it failed. It was an extremely unpleasant humiliation, so she decided to do that [[eel]] thing so popular these days on [[JAV]].
The [[Kuso Miso Technique|technique]] worked! The Sweaty fat guys were stunned long enough for Nevada to make a clean [[GTFO|getaway]]. Aware of the fact that her part of the story would soon be over, she quickly travelled to [[Yaranaika]] International Airport, to go back in [[Japan]], and allow [[Bridget]], who is to arrive in Mexico in 2 minutes, to become the main character.
==Chapter 2==
As Bridget left the airport, and that was the last of we saw of her. Meanwhile confusion arose as we lost track of what was happening. But all was well, because it was [[tl;dr]] anyway. Nevada, Bridget and [[/b/|random]] characters from old posts decided then to [[fight to the death]] to decide who would be the main character from now on. The fight would take place in a small and dirty back-alley of Mexico.
Nevada started to wake up, only to realize that her plane had landed. When she disembarked from the plane and entered the terminal Nevada saw an unbelievable [[website|sight]]. Pedobear was waiting for her. He was wearing the clothes she discarded back in >>68-80. They were washed and pressed. The sweater had been fixed with a big I-Heart-Loli patch on the front. She didn't know what to [[think]].
And so he grabbed her [[boob]]s.
What was it about that damned bear that made her [[pervert|react]] that way? Strange thoughts were [[buzz]]ing through her head like a [[/b/|bee]]s in a honey comb. Only thought was clear in the swarm; she had to... take a cold shower. The shower worked wonders on the [[off-topic]] [[yotsuba|4chan]] [[cooties|germs]] that Pedobear had contaminated her with. As she left the shower, she felt the strong DQN spirit leave her body and head for a new [[hero]] as she passed out into the [[toilet]].
At the same time, Bridget
Nevada thought back on all the people she met during her journey. There was the Wise 2GET of the castle and the Young knight. Gandpa and and his alter-ego Darkpa also came to mind. She remembered the scent of longcat's milk-soaked fur and wading through dead ninja with Hotaru. She could feel her mind slipping away as thoughts of Moot disguised as santa clause but with a mexican [[asshat|hat]] and a large bag of donations, W.T. Snacks, and [[Kareha|!WAHa.06x36]] floated past. "Is this how my part of the story ends?"
[[Kareha|!WAHa.06x36]] was determined to get a bigger part. So he lifted his head back and called for take-out [[ramen]]. the delivery guy not knowing that [[Kareha|!WAHa.06x36]] was actually [[Naruto|NARUTO]] in disguise!!!!
and it happens....something that no one ever expected.... The [[spanish inquisition]]. [[Kareha|!WAHa.06x36]], startled by such force, continued to calmly slurp at the [[noodles]]. But this was Mexico, not Japan, and loud slurping is frowned down here. So he ended up in [[jail]], where he saw W.T. Snacks and his large supplies of [[AIDS]]
"So that's where those supplies were," [[Kareha|!WAHa.06x36]] thought to himself.
"Well, well, well." said Snacks, rubbing his large supplies of AIDS "I see your Shwartz is as big as mine!," proclaimed Snacks.
"But mine is better", replied [[Kareha|!WAHa.06x36]], "and mine is bio-luminescent. I have to be careful because it reacts violently with... moot (who is [[OKAMA]]), and even more violently with [[peanut butter]] that has been contaminated with [[jelly]]. But that wasn't important, because [[orange juice]] inhibits the reaction, preventing [[explosion]]. So therefore there was no chance of explotion. But there was [[lotion]]. And [[locomotion]].
And that was how everyone got on the [[DQN|/dqn]] [[Man train|Man Train]]. Tied to the tracks a couple of kilometres ahead was the battleship [[Yamato]].
"Hey guys, what's going on in this Man Train", Nevada asked. W.T. Snacks replied "Why the [[fuck]] are you back again?", totally ignoring her nonsensical statement. W.T. Snacks stuffed Nevada into the fire of the steam locomotive. Her [[moe power]] provided it with [[energy]] for all [[eternity]], and she never left it. That is, she didn't leave until that [[Nanoha|fate]]ful day when... she slit [[cracky-chan]]'s throat to power the fountain of [[eternal youth]].
..[[Suicide girl|killing herself]] in the process.
'''ZA ENDO.
Of Part I.'''
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=== Part II ===
In the area on the lunar surface called "The Sea of Dreams", [[Thock]] was slowly boozing himself up. He was celebrating the return of the eternal [[chicken]] getting [[alcohol|liquor]]ed up and passing out, a ritual among his people. Unconsciousness just wouldn't come though. Not even the huge joint protruding from his right nostril and rubbing against the visor of his [[space]] suit was helping.
He got a brilliant idea. "If I remove this suit, I can can see the breathing of the universe. It was starting to kick in just one more brew and he could finally... know the meaning of embracing the Eternal Chicken. Then the explosive decompression caused him to [[⊂二二二（ ＾ω＾）二⊃|warp]] to the land of our original heroes.
There he met [[Val Halen]], The [[Viking]] [[God]] of [[Rock]] with his mighty Axe. The 40-story tall Van Halen leaned over and gave him piss enema.
When Thock woke up he laying in a puddle of his own puke. His bones ached. He looked at the landscape of empty bottles. That's right last night was the festival celebrating the Eternal Chicken. "Maybe I should call in sick to work," Thock thought.
But the Viking God of Rock was still there, wielding his axe with deafening power. The sound was too powerful for Thock's eardrums, and he passed out again. He woke up again, since it was a dream inside a dream. He looked around and noticed that the Viking God of Rock was still there, wielding his axe with deafening power.
"Who am I" he though. That would be helpful for the readers too. Thock thought hard:
# I come from the [[moon]].
# I worship the Eternal Chicken and the Val Halen, Viking God of Rock
# I'm [[dream]]ing
# I use any excuse to drink, like worshiping the Eternal Chicken.
# I can taste the Rock flowing from Val Halens Mighty Axe
# What was the question...?
At this exact moment, [[Time paradox]]ed, and [[Snake]] came to the scene, walking in a [[danbooru|cardboard]] box. He folded carefully his box, then approched the Viking God of Rock, Van Halen, and said: "Lettuce, tomato, special [[sauce]], all on a seseme seed bun."
Val Halen rasied his Might Axe and smote Snake leaving a smoldering pile of [[poop|ash]]. With a thunderous voice Val Halen Spoke; "You forgot the pickles."
"...the pickles!" echoed Thock. "That's it! That's the meaning of the Eternal Chicken", he said, finally understanding what was going on. The Eternal Chicken was actually the guardian of the Pickles, and he knew that to appease the Viking God of Rock, he had to pray the Eternal Chicken to give pickles to the Viking God of Rock.
To get his prayer heard, he had to climb the highest mountian and peform the dance of the corn. For the ritual he needed to bring...
BFG9000 and a salad fork, both items which could be bought from the convenience store nearby. Unfortunately, he had no money with him, so he attempted to loot Snake's corpse, but he couldn't. It was too disgusting for him. So he decided to pull the required items out of his ass.
But instead of the required items, out came [[He-Man]], a bodybuilder almost a [[trillion]] years old.
He tried robbing him instead, but He-Man put an end to his virginity. Feeling liberated, Thock turned against the chicken. With He-Man by his side, he put an end to the chicken's virginity. The thread was getting really disgusting and senseless when suddenly the chicken put an end to He-Man's virginity. While the Viking God of Rock sucked suggestively his Mighty Axe. This axe, of course, was almost as large as [[Albright]]'s massive tool.
When Thock finally awoke his head was killing him. I had some kind of f'ed up dream but I can't remember what it was about. Thock was sure a bout two things: 1. He was truly awake, the massive hangover was proof of that and 2. He was better off NEVER trying to remember >>220-246
'''END OF CHAPTER II'''
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==Part 3==
The 15 18-yo [[Wakaba]]-chan sat in her office, surrounded by closed Venetian blinds. Reports had been trickling in about something called Princess Maker 2. It had killed 3. Only one person had survived it's brutal attacks, and that person was [[George Washington]]'s nympho mistress.
Wakaba-chan told her secretary, [[Nihilanthic]], to bring in some coffee with [[DQN]] and [[PCP]] in it. After the first sip she recoiled in horror. "What did you" and she collapsed before she could finish her sentence. When she woke up Freddy Mercury was standing in front of her with the rumored Princess Maker 2. He sang a song about friendship while showing the rumored Princess Maker 2, then told her: "Follow me. We will we will rock you."
Wakaba-chan, unable to control her bodily functions, crashed the car into a wall... again.
She actually didn't notice she was in a car until now. How could it be possible to wake up in a car? She tried hard to understand the situation. Freddy Mercury helped her to get out from the car, completely ignoring the crash, explaining how they would rock her. Wakaba-chan grabed his left hand, his right one still containing the rumored Princess Maker 2. They walked towards the road, not realizing that they didn't cast a shadow anymore.
Suddenly, [[Freddie Mercury]] emerged and killed Freddy swiftly. He instantly took the role of Freddy and they continued walking. Wakaba-chan, of course, didn't notice until it was too late.
But that wasn't what mattered. What DID matter was that the rumored Princess Maker 2 was now free, and was slowly spreading [[gay]] [[porn]] to all the
remaining W.T. Snacks clones. "[[Japanese|nan desu ka?]]" said Freddie, as he removed his [[chastity belt]]. Then he began to rock stuff. The rocking created lots of bloody heads and purple limbs. Suddenly, Freddie died of the sudden and lethal disease testalgia. Wakaba-chan, as mentioned above, didn't notice until it was too late. Wakaba-chan was left alone in a sea of W.T. Snacks clones led by Princess Maker 2. "[[Why?]]" asked MY BIG JUCY COCK
Which was odd because we agreed to never bring up the [[Eternal Chicken]] again. But I feel like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight. However, not everyone feels like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight, like chicken tonight.
Those people tend to trust the Gorton's Fisherman. It's thanks to these people that Wakaba was saved. They called [[Kareha]]-nee, who led them to a very fishy victory. Unfortunately, the [[fish]] was tainted, and everyone died badly, collapsing into a heap on the floor. Or so it seemed until Freddie got back up, leaving the rest for dead.
But the rest weren't dead, they were just incapacitated by the
'''END OF PART III'''
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=== Part II ===
Anyways, the rest weren't dead, they were just incapacitated by the excessive [[Tentacle rape|tentacle pr0n]]. Fortunately, one of them shouted "Surprise! [[300]]GET", to rub in the audience's face the fact that their fake death was only a stupid plot device.
== PART 4 ==
It was a dark and [[X-Men|stormy]] night, and W.T. Snacks had begun crafting the now legendary Princess Maker 2, with the assistance of his clones. "Ah, W.T. Snacks, we see you have begun crafting the now legendary Princess Maker 2, with the assistance of your clones." said one of the clones. So Snacks said "[[Homer Simpson|Homey]] don't play [[eroge|dat]]." Then, the door burst open as the clones said "The door burst open."
Suddenly, the roof caved in as a multitude of muscle-bound female homosexuals
and started playing [[basketball]]! It was none other than... Nevada's corpse wearing chaps and a sports bra. But the really shocking part was that the valkyries actually inherited Nevada's superior boxcutting abilities through gene therapy, forming a new army of thoroughbred boxcutters known as
Staplerfahrer Klaus Staffeln 42 aka Popn'Fresh which was the porn star name for Captain Obvious. It was obvious that he was obvious. Obviously. Indubitably. It was plain to see that Captian Obivious' box-cutting ability was far below that of Staplerfahrer Klaus Staffeln 42 and not even in the same league as the original Nevada.
But his [[l33t]] [[GNAA/Lunix|yewnucks]] [[harbl|bawkz0r]] [[hackers|hax0r]]ing [[skillz]] were almost as good like [[Michael Jackson]].... ... ... they were good in the [[1980s|80's]] but thier faces melted off like a [[Nazi]] opening the ark of the covenant. Speaking of Nazis, a [[trapdoor|trap door]] in the floor opened, and through it emerged [[Wolfenstein 3D]] guy holding a rumored [[Princess Maker 2]]
Thusly the prophesy was fullfilled and there dawned a new age of... Legend of DQN!
'''END OF PART IV'''
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==PART V==
Then, at the liquor [[shopped|shop]], Ahmed-el Hassan was selling bomb belts and liquor-soaked Russian whores. Unfortunately, they had AIDS. So Ahmed-el Hassan decided to increase the profits by combining the two! The [[suicide whores]]' first target was '''RICHARD NIXON''' and his old childhood Friend Freddy Mercury in pyjamas. So the whores assembled and thought out a plan...
"We wil take Ahmed's belts where '''RICHARD NIXON''' is currently being rocked by Freddy Mercury. To move stealthily, we will post without [[tripcode]]s and sage this thread. But their plan was already foiled when Nevada and Wakaba bursted in and whipped out thier PRINCESS MAKER 2! Nevada and Wakaba quickly raised the whore's MORALS stat by punishing them and making them work at the chruch.
But Ahmed-el Hassan wasn't going to let them have such an easy [[peace|victory]]. He was wearing a bomb belt ready to explode. He said: "GABBA GABBA, we accept you, we accept you, GABBA GABBA" and the [[suicide]] [[Hookers|whores]] along with the secrect unlockable Ahmed-el Hassan joined Nevada and Wakaba's party. But you can only have 4 party members in at one time, so they kept only one whore and Ahmed, leaving the other whores to cry. They were really sad, in no condition to attempt to kill '''RICHARD NIXON''' and Freddy Mercury. However, George Zimmer was on the job. He is the Owner of mens underwear-house. He was naked in front of his mirror, preparing for his [[Slayers|slaughter]], and said:
"HI... I'M [[George Zimmer|GEORGE ZIMMER]] - FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S UNDERWEAREHOUSE. I HAVE COME TO KILL YOU, '''RICHARD NIXON''' AND Freddy Mercury. I GUARANTEE IT."
Everything was ready. He dressed up, walked to his car, and hit the road. As he turned up the [[radio]], he forgot to keep an eye on the road and because he was not buckled up he [[I came|came]], to, the, wrong, intersection. He looked at a map to find his way and went back to his planned route, hoping that his mark would still be there in spite of the time he just lost. He was speeding towards his goal,
>>362,363 I laughed. Oh, yes, on with our story! ...towards his goal, when seeping up from the deepest pit of Hell came... a [[pedophile|pedastrian]]! Who as AHmed el-Hassan [[him]]self!
'''The end.'''
Now, for our special Hanukkah edition of Legend of DQN!
Is there a place of constant peace and endless serenity? Is there happiness? [[Yes]]. Visit [[Saitama]], the true tama.
There are so many goddamn [[drama]] at my school that we ain't never makes it to English class. because of that, we [[angel|ressurect]] this thread, and then something terribly awfull happens the... thread is saged. But that didn't stop sageing it... from broken English. So he aged the motherfucking thread. Just to sage it again. But the goggles, they do [[nothing]].
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